Joke of the day

Just recently, some scientists and archaeologists sought to repair some tombs of famous people in Europe. The tombs were in ill repair.

When they went down into Mozart’s tomb, they saw Mozart’s corpse sitting by candlelight. He was madly erasing the music he had written with a big eraser.

The scientists were so surprised, all one of them could ask was, “What are you doing, Mozart?”

He answered….”De-composing.”